歌手:Eminem
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歌曲:The Real Slim Shady mp3
The Real Slim Shady Eminem歌詞
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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Were going to have a problem here
(Verse 1)
Yall act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream)
Its the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didnt just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
....Nothing you idiots Dr Dres dead, hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady Im sick of him
look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
limpin to you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but no worse than whats going on in your parents bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose,
but cant, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
and if Im lucky you might just give it a little kiss
and thats the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade,
they got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...
(Chorus)
Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 2)
Will Smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damm about a Grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if u win wouldnt it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"yeah hes cute but I think hes married to Kim, hehe"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)
Im sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So Ive been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just dont give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me
(Chorus)
Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
(Verse 3)
Im like a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im only giving you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums.
Its funny cuz at the rate im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty.
Pinching nurses asses when Im jackin off with Jergens and Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
screaming I dont give a fuck
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
and put one of those fingures on each hand up
and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
(Chorus)
Cuz Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim Shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase Im Slim Shady
Yes Im the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So wont the real Slim shady...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
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